Hrusca is an entity in romanian form
Hrusca is the reason romanians have a childhood
Hrusca’s carols are in tune with the virbration of the universe
people who have touched Hrusca get to make spiritual decisions in romania
Hrusca sings about the great ancient time travelling antiaging allknowing force ~ ler
Hrusca totem poles are raised every time a Hrusca album is brought into a romanian home
Hrusca cassettes are considered gifts of tremendous respect in romania all year long
every time a romanian hears Hrusca singing he blisfully starts singing along
whenever in doubt romanians listen to an album of Hrusca on repeat
winter doesn’t come in romania until Hrusca tunes his guitar
Hrusca is chuck norris’s brother from another mother
Hrusca’s carols are massage for the soul
Hrusca rang the bell on heaven’s door
Hrusca was born out of a virgin carol
whenever Hrusca starts singing it’s christmas time
christmas in romania is tradinionally reffered to as st. Hrusca day
tradition requires everyone to carv the face of Hrusca into the christmas tree
in 2015 Hrusca’s ler will reverse the space time continuum an the year will become 5102
Hrusca is his own father and can master the force of the ler and the antiler
we all live in a yellow dacia but and only Hrusca knows how to drive it
everytime a carol by Hrusca is interrupted an angel looses his wings
when stray dogs hear Hrusca sing they become lovable puppies
if ler would be a drug it would be medicine
compared to ethernity Hrusca is constant
Hrusca knows the purpose of being